Satan: Look, I didn’t make you people, God did, okay? But, there was a design flaw in the creation: He gave you free will - and to balance that out, you were designed to self-correct. But, unlike the “free will” muscle, the “self-correct” muscle is not a particular favourite of the homo sapiens. I’d say “self-correct” falls somewhere between “colonoscopy” and “firing squad” on most people’s holiday “wish” lists. At any rate, the truth is: I don’t have to actively compete for human souls - I don’t have to lull or flatter or tempt or deceive - because with God at the helm and you people running around wreaking havoc: I’ll be honest, I spend most of my time on a sofa watching one-hour dramas on HBO.
-The Last Days of Judas Iscariot